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Dickie Roberts Soundtrack Dickie Roberts: Soundtrack Child Stars "Former child stars are people too. There the same as you and you and you. So we ask this simple question how can it be that you occasionally don't respect their dignity.Cuz as they make there way through life long after the spotlights faded there are things some of you do that make them wanna be sedated" Chorus- "We love being Child Stars on your television." "So please stop giving us crap or we'll have a head-on collision." "Thank-you for letting me in your living rooms to entertain you before bed, but if one more person calls me "Marcia" I'll bust his fucking head." "Shes very grateful just like she said but please dont call her "Marcia" or she'll bust your fucking head." "People tell me Im not as cute, as the "Dennis the Menace" I used to be. Well I guess I forgot to not get older. What was I thinking, silly me." "Hes got a point aging happens to everyone. But it wouldn't have hurt him to stay out of the sun" "Stay out of the Sun" "So Im sitting alone at Arbys I get questions that make me see red, "Hey Eddie wheres Herman Munster?". Well pal for ten years he's been dead." "They ask "hey Lucy wheres J.R.?" c'mon ya'll be realisitc." "One more "hey Joanie wheres Chuckie" and I'll go balisitic." "Our Co-Stars are not related to us so please don't ask or we'll take that phone and shove it right up your dumb fat ass." "oh-yeah" "No we dont ride in fancy limos, private jets there not for us, So you may see us driving neons or riding a greyhound bus. Yeah we live just like all of you so don't call us losers or we'll punch with so many rights you'll be begging for less and beggars can't be choosers." (Jeremy Miller aka "Ben Seaver" from Growing Pains, Screams) "I was on T.V with Michael Jackson. Now hes bigger I suppose..yeah. Though he may be a multi-zillionaire at least I still have my nose." "At least were not crazy we dont sleep with chimpanzees, we dont bleach our skin, or decorate with Malconese." -chorus- "Quit behavin we'll bust your head.""Gee Wally was it something I said?" -chorus- "Most of us have nothing to lose so we'll put your butt on the five o clock news." -chorus- "We don't know karate but we do know Paige, we'll beat ya so bad your future will look hazy." -chorus- "Dont ever say didnt you use to be or I'll put your head through a vintage T.V." -chorus- "eight rehabs isn't enough but I've done and seen more kildered stuff." -chorus- "Ya want an autograph and I'll tell ya this don't ask a brotha while he takin a piss." -chorus- "You can dance like this you can dance like Piggy we'll hurt ya so bad like liitle fincickie knickie." "Now of course we've been kidding this is all been a fun, were happy you still love us after our shows have gone. But please just follow our simple rules." "Or we'll beat you like rented mules. (wicked laugh)." -chorus- "Remember me from eight is enough well look at me wrong and I can get tough." -chorus- "I'm a child star gone wild but if you jam me up you gonna get restyled." -chorus- -chorus- "In the whostyle I got time to think but that didnt help much on the weakest link." -chorus- "Dont ask me to do the rod stand Nooo" -chorus- "Child Stars.." (shouted) CHILD STARS "no no no no no...Im a former child star.." |
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